I always feel like a jackass whenever I order a BLT anywhere but tell them no tomatoes.
Like at any moment they’re gonna just shout at me “WHY WOULD YOU ORDER A PRODUCT WITHOUT ONE OF ITS KEY NAMESAKES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?”
I’m almost as bad as that guy who orders a Cheeseburger without cheese.
I do even worse: I swap out the lettuce with spinach to INSULT their choice of lettuce!



